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howimetyourmothersource:

infinite98:
To answer my own question previously…I think Neil owns anyone in a suit, any day. Yum.

howimetyourmothersource:

infinite98:

To answer my own question previously…I think Neil owns anyone in a suit, any day. Yum.

(Source: takeafuckingflight)

rufustfirefly:


“Now back that mother up!”

rufustfirefly:

“Now back that mother up!”

oliverstrange:

the-assembly:

presidents / scout / roseann / libraryland:

3-Year-Old Recites the poem “Litany” by Billy Collins.

“You are the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
You are the dew on the morning grass
and the burning wheel of the sun.
You are the white apron of the baker,
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.

However, you are not the wind in the orchard,
the plums on the counter,
or the house of cards.
And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.
There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.

It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge,
maybe even the pigeon on the general’s head,
but you are not even close
to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.

And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are neither the boots in the corner
nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.

It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that I am the sound of rain on the roof.

I also happen to be the shooting star,
the evening paper blowing down an alley
and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.

I am also the moon in the trees
and the blind woman’s tea cup.
But don’t worry, I’m not the bread and the knife.
You are still the bread and the knife.
You will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and—somehow—the wine.”

Such a fucking beautiful, natural reading…

Moving back on campus tomorrow!!

Anyone wanna help me move all my crap?

rufustfirefly:

EMMY’S 2010 OPENING JUST IN CASE YOU NEED WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN BECAUSE I DO.

evilcomma:

incomplexity:

OMG BRB ROFLING SO HARD

evilcomma:

incomplexity:

OMG BRB ROFLING SO HARD

The Emmy’s force me to realize that I watch way too much televison.

It’s probably why I don’t have a boyfriend. Or a life.

Bahahaha! Kate Gosslin!

Not a fan of Lea Michele’s look…

Naya Rivera looks like she stole one of Lea’s updos.

I actually really like Anna Paquin’s dress, so suck it.

Jon Hamm and Betty White bumpin and grindin!!

I LUV THAT UR FIESTY NOW THAT UR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR AWESUM!!!!!!!!!!

—Anonymous

why dont you like those silly bandz? I dont understand why people dont like them. They are awesome

—Anonymous

I don’t have anything against the Silly Bandz. I think that the fact that zero of the people in that video have gone through, or even started, puberty means that those are the only people who should be wearing them. Not the 45 year old woman at Speedway. Just my opinion.

And just a side note: I love that there are 3 white kids in this video. It makes me laugh so hard!

gurl! whered u go? glad ur back tho!

—Anonymous

Hey, gurl! I just kinda stopped Tumblr-ing. I’m glad I’m back, too! To be completely honest, I mostly came back because I missed This Guy’s posts :)

oliverstrange:

thedailywhat:

Kickass A Cappella Cover of the Day: Columbia University’s all-female a cappella group Bacchantae covers Ben Folds’s arrangement of Dr. Dre’s classy love song, “Bitches Ain’t Shit.”

[ignoredprayers.]

I don’t know what to feel.

This is actually one of my favorite songs. The girl in the pink dress makes me uncomfortable.

oliverstrange:

manicmotherhood:

smoothlikepeanutbutter:

lmfao.


SABRINA! Good movie.

oliverstrange:

manicmotherhood:

smoothlikepeanutbutter:

lmfao.

SABRINA! Good movie.